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Tuesday May 5, 2009

Infidelity

How to cheat and not die trying

Although I personally do not recommend infidelity (pa that complicate your life, I say. Also, remember how hard it is a man! Imagine two) But sometimes the need has the face of heresy ... here are some tips to never, ever those caught ...

Rules ...

1.-Let your lover never use perfumes steps (clean smell of soap and passes)

2.-No to pacifiers, bite or scratch like (for warmer they are)

3.-not near work or home (none)

4.-if you go to a Motel aguántense the desire to take the soap and towels ... (There are cases and cases).

5 .- Always wear a bathing cap (so you do not get caught with wet hair)

6.-burn all the evidence (tickets, parking tickets ALL)

7.-never walk in public holding hands. (You never know who they can see)

8.-Do not let carry your things, no matter how heavy they are. (How do you explain that if they see you?)

9.-No text on with things more embarrassing (always use a formal language, not my chanchi, my Hotdog, Mr. Molina or other)

10.-Keep your number with a woman's name if male and erases all call logs and text msg (do not forget to block the confirmation of receipt of Message)

11.-Avoid being ironic with your partner (hold the urge to sing the vein or to say Do not you feel a slight pain in the neck?)

12 .- Nothing gifts that you can not explain ... (even of gold, or soft or whatever)

13 .- Never walk into a car together, use each his own.

14.-If you do not use auto unfrequented routes and NEVER the subway during peak hours (your partner may be just around the escalator)

BUT NEVER EVER 15 .- fall in love with your lover ... he has it clear to you and you can leave at any time. (If you do not become a horn).

16 .- And most important: REFUSE TO DEATH (and get caught in the middle, with his pants down, naked, you deny, DENY, DENY.)

And remember to always blame the bug will be persiguendolas ... MAY START AS

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